Do you ever wonder what the hell this is?

Do you ever wonder where on earth you are?

Do you ever wonder who the fuck they think they are?

Of course you do. Who doesn't, I ask? Exactly. Nobody.

At last, you can own a shirt with a face on it that will convey your disdain far better than your own ever could.

You've seen me wearing these out and about for years, and you've asked "where can I get one? How can I own one?"

Finally. I'm delighted to share an extremely limited run of these tees. I'm talking, an amount lower than my age. When they're gone, they're probably gone forever. Don't sleep. Get yours today.