CALL ME THE SURGEON GENERAL
I DON'T WRITE ANY BARS WITH A STENCIL
I'LL ONLY GO WITH A FLOW'S THAT'S MENTAL
ALL OF MY BARS ARE ROUGH, THERE'S NONE GENTLE
I AIN'T 'ERE FOR FACE
BUT I'LL MAKE YOU ALL RECALL MY NAME LIKE LENDL
AND THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE
'COS I KEEP PLAYING MY PART CORRECT LIKE DENZEL

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WHAT'S THE AGENDA?
I WON'T TAKE ANY NOTE OF A SENDER
UNLESS THEY THINK THEY CAN KNOCK OUT MY DENTURE
I'LL MAKE A FACE FEEL TENDER
I'M A GOONER, BUT I DON'T PLAY UNDER WENGER
RAW RHYMES WILL MAKE YOUR JAWLINE TENSE UP
DON'T TELL ME 'BOUT SEX UP MY CD
MY TUNES ARE SICK, NO PRETEND STUFF
...LEAVE ME OUT OF THE FUNNY STUFF
PLEASE DON'T ADDRESS ME LIKE I'M A DUMMY BRUV
I CAN DO SURGERY ON MCS, SO BELIEVE THAT I CAN
EASILY ARRANGE YOU A TUMMY TUCK
OR WORK ON YOUR THROAT
MY NAME'S KWAM, AND IF YOU AIN'T HEARD YOU'RE A OAF...
'COS ALL THESE YEARS I'VE KEPT
MY VOICE NEXT TO GRIME LIKE THE CURB TO THE ROAD
AND I CAN PUT A BIT OF SWERVE ON THE FLOW
ON THE STATESIDE THEY'D TRY CALL IT A CURVEBALL
I WAS RAISED 'ERE SO I CALL IT A CURLER
IN THIS TING I'M A TENTH DAN, HE'S A LEARNER
I'M A BIG MAN, HE'S A BIRD, BRUV.
I'LL PUT HIM IN REVERSE, TRUST
SPIN HIM OUT THE ARENA
WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA OUT ME? YOU'RE LEAN UP

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KWAM MC, SURGEON GENERAL
I'M GIVING OUT FREE FACELIFTS
I GOT A LOT OF FLOWS, THIS ONE'S BASIC
BUT YOU CAN'T SAY IT DON'T MAKE IT; I MAKE IT
DROPPED TRUTH HURTS, NUFF PEOPLE RATE IT
HIGHLY, HERE'S THE FIRST OF THE LATEST
THE COCKNEY ASHANTI DARKIE ONCE MORE
AND I STILL DON'T DIDDY OR DRAKE IT
I GOT 9 MAN THAT I CALL FAM
I ASSURE YOU NONE OF THEM'S SILLY OR WASTED
THAT'S WHY WHEN WE HEAR STIFF CHAT, WE
KNOW THAT HALF OF THESE REALLY ARE FAKING
SOME OF THESE MCS WHO TALK GREEZ
I NEED TO WHEEL THESE INTO THE OP ROOM
ALL TALKING LIKE SAY THEY LOST TWO
LITRES OF BLOOD, THESE ARE THE MUGS
NONE OF THEM SOUND DEEP ON THEIR DUBS
YOU'RE GUCCIED OFF, I'LL CALL YOU ICECREAM HEADS
REASON BEING YOUR BEAN MELTS WHEN THE HEAT'S ON
MY TEAM'S STRONG; THE GUYS BEHIND ME REP
AM I THE BEST? THAT AIN'T FOR ME TO ANSWER
ALL I CAN DO'S GO EVEN HARDER
..BUT I WILL SAY THIS MUCH
I CAN CONFIRM TO YOU ALL I'M A DEEPER BARRER

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THAT'S JUST ME, GENERAL SURGEON
WE NEED TO OPERATE, TRUST ME IT'S URGENT
IF NOT YOU'RE GONNA FLATLINE FOR CERTAIN
AFTER THAT IT'S ALL CURTAINS...
QUICK, GET HIM UNDER THE KNIFEWAIT
BEFORE I START THE PROCEDURE
I NEED THE LIGHT OVERHEAD JUST SWUNG TO THE RIGHT
NOW I CAN OPEN THE CHEST UP
...ONCE I REMOVE THE IDIOT FROM HIM
HE'LL NEED A MONTH OFF TO REST UP.
THE OP LASTED AGES; IT WAS EVASIVE
AND HIS INSIDES REALLY WERE MESSED UP.
IT'LL BE TWELVE WEEKS BEFORE HE CAN TOUCH MIKE AGAIN
TO HAVE A LITTLE TESTER
BUT HIS EYE MIGHT FALL OUT WHEN HE TRIES...
NAH THAT'S JUST ME BEING A JESTER
TOO LONG YOU LET YOUR BULLSHIT FESTER
YOU HAD A CYST THE SAME SIZE AS CHESTER
CITY FC FROM TRYING TO BE A GRITTY MC
SO NOW STAY FRESH LIKE DESPA
DON'T GAS YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE NO SUV
EVENTUALLY THE SHIT WOULD HAVE LEFT YOU WEAK
YOUR OWN MAN'S HOW I SUGGEST YOU BE
FRESH NEW VOCALS, FRESH NEW BEATS